YoungCR Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 1 hour ago, wasnt m3 said: Joined. I have absolutely no idea what the hell it is though haha I really don't either other than its a automotive social media site by Clarkson, Hammond and May http://jalopnik.com/what-is-drivetribe-and-how-do-you-do-it-an-explainer-1789238490 1 hour ago, straight6pwr said: joined! won't let me post on the WIBIMMERS page yet though I had to make a 2nd post, should work now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 I joined. Hopefully it doesn't suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyhundley Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 What do you guys think of the new "Top Gear"? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyhundley Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 What do you guys think of the new "Top Gear"? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 The grand tour is great. Those 3 have a chemistry that will forever be unmatched on any television show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasnt m3 Posted November 26, 2016 Report Share Posted November 26, 2016 RIP Fidel andyhundley, Bassboy3313, B C and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straight6pwr Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 On 11/25/2016 at 11:31 PM, KaiserRolls said: The grand tour is great. Those 3 have a chemistry that will forever be unmatched on any television show +1 so i'm looking at cyber monday deals....and this comes up http://www.bestbuy.com/site/insignia-virtual-reality-viewer/5403414.p?skuId=5403414 really?! when I see that product, I imagine: a homeless looking guy is standing on the street corner in an old, worn out business suit. he says: 'hey buddy you wanna buy a VR device, its only $1. Here try it out' he hands you this homemade looking cardboard thing that appears to have a phone in it. you are curious, so you put it up to your eyes to try it. there's a picture of him naked inside. by the time you realize whats happening and you remove the VR from your face, he already has his pants down and is running around laughing maniacally: 'MEHEHEHEHE' andyhundley, B C and KaiserRolls 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsbimmer1 Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I thought ths would end with "and then his penis pokes you in the eye!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted November 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 That would require a dick-in-a-box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted November 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 King Hippo is the greatest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 So it's 11:30pm. There's this dude, like clockwork, that drives into the parking lot by where I live and just sits and lets his car idle. For usually about 20 minutes. It's a shitty grand am. With a shitty exhaust. For those 20 minutes or so I am wide fucking awake listening to this car idle from 700-950rpm. It honestly sounds like blowing compressed air through 40lbs of a 60/40 jello/pudding mixture. He doesn't live in any of the units by me either. He just sits there. Idling. In his pudding fart machine. Headlights on. Shining at the fucking garage door. Not a care in the world. Then, like clockwork. 19.7 minutes later. I hear the car struggle for reverse. Some nice loud fucking power steering whine to get my night kicked off. Then a quick shimmy from "R-N-D" and then the gas pedal is pushed firmly through the floor on his merry pudding-fart way out. Every. Damn. Night. Just sits. And idles. Maybe it's somebody's weed guy and they never show up to buy. But he's a good guy weed dealer and hangs out for a few extra (fucking 20 minutes) just in case someone shows up. This guy should've been a bus driver. I would've never missed a bus with his patience level. Now it sounds like a mouthful of listerine when you do the gargling thing, then when the rpms drop it goes back to the pudding/jello-farts noise. He's been there since 11:25, will check in with updates suspenceful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 He's got 15 minutes of solid idling in, let's see how much longer this goes for. That car idles more in a week than I drive mine in a summer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 Well he just left. In a fit of leaking exhaust and power steering begging for mercy. Right on time too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 2, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 [emoji23] Next time you should see how he handles a laser pointer. If he follows it then you know he's a cat. Cats are naturally nocturnal. suspenceful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suspenceful Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 WIBimmers is gold this morning. B C 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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straight6pwr Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 On 12/1/2016 at 11:35 PM, KaiserRolls said: Every. Damn. Night. Just sits. And idles. Just saw this. You should really mess with him (with mind-fuckery). Knowing he will be there on schedule should make it easy. Can't think of something good right now but I'm sure someone else can. Wear a grim reaper outfit and walk across his headlights? Anonymous police tip that he has a hooker in his car? Post a sign on that garage door that says something very specific about him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Every. Damn. Night. Just sits. And idles. Just saw this. You should really mess with him (with mind-fuckery). Knowing he will be there on schedule should make it easy. Can't think of something good right now but I'm sure someone else can. Wear a grim reaper outfit and walk across his headlights? Just pull up next to him in my vehicle and idle along side him and stare while wearing a horse mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straight6pwr Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 3 minutes ago, KaiserRolls said: Just pull up next to him in my vehicle and idle along side him and stare while wearing a horse mask nah, then you've exposed your car/license plate to this knucklehead who might actually be trouble, but I like the idea otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suspenceful Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Spent about 5 minutes decorating this year. Happy holidays! Christmas Decorations by Jacob Spence, on Flickr B C, m42b32, KaiserRolls and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Spent about 5 minutes decorating this year. Happy holidays! Christmas Decorations by Jacob Spence, on Flickr Nice one, Baldessari [emoji14] KaiserRolls and suspenceful 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Spent about 5 minutes decorating this year. Happy holidays! Christmas Decorations by Jacob Spence, on Flickr Nice one, Baldessari [emoji14] Relevant! I miss that bike most days suspenceful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patsbimmer1 Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 4 hours ago, suspenceful said: Spent about 5 minutes decorating this year. Happy holidays! Christmas Decorations by Jacob Spence, on Flickr Why don't you have any diecast cars in those cubbies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suspenceful Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 10 minutes ago, patsbimmer1 said: Why don't you have any diecast cars in those cubbies? Eventually! Along with prints of some photos I've taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 6, 2016 Report Share Posted December 6, 2016 Why don't you have any diecast cars in those cubbies? Eventually! Along with prints of some photos I've taken. Put pictures of full shelves, on your shelves That word makes no sense if you say it a bunch Shelves. suspenceful 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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