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Robert, your wife has nice tits.

I'll Start:
 

 
Should we make the rule that these have to be pics taken by you, or of something you own?

Pretty sure he mentally jumped ship with the slowmaticvertible.  The mazda would just finalize it as a physical jump.

he has a gf.  thats what women do to a project.

I disagree.  looks like everything north of GB is MI an west of Beaver Dam is MN and IA.  look at google maps.

You mean to MN?  We are Wibimmers, not Mnbimmers.

I can't figure out if I'm amused or disturbed that need4speed is posting about GTAV.

I've read the g35 has a very weak chassis.....whatever they changed between it and the 350z was bad.....however they have MUCH nicer door handles.

HAHAHAHA Fuck you 4 series guys!!!!

When are we allowed to say 'I told you so'?

HAHAHAHA Fuck you 4 series guys!!!!

HAHAHAHA Fuck you 4 series guys!!!!

Oh, another thing....I think the whole 4 series is a joke.  The fact that they killed the M3 coupe made a little part of every BMW owner die.

oh, okay, because I was pretty sure the S52 is going into an Isetta based off the details in the first post

Not exactly sure but a good way to approach it is this:
 
You:  Hello, I'm interested in that 02 Coupe over there
Salesdouche:  Oh, that black one?
Y: Yes, the Black coupe
S: Hmm, well, that is one of the nicest cars here.
Y: Why is that, I mean, I like it, but there are a lot of nice cars here.
S: True, however that one is a 6speed Manual and a coupe.
Y: Right, I know.  Anyway, I'm looking to trade in my 03 here
S. The Silver one.....it looks like there is something wrong with the top of the car, what is the deal?
Y: There is nothing wrong, see the top works fine.
S: Oh, it's a convertible.....yeah, see this 02 is a coupe.
Y: Yeah, I know
S: Ok, so you see it's superiority
Y: Um, whatever.......so....
S:  Woah!  Yours is an SMG?!?
Y: Yeah, but it shifts fi.....
S: I'm sure it does, but you realize this 02 is a 6 speed?
Y: Yes, I know....Listen, I'm interested in the 02, but I'd like to trade my 03.
S: You want me to just 'trade' you this Black 02 6 Speed coupe for your Silver 03 SMG convertible?   Just like that, like it's no big thing?
Y: Well, I know I'd probably have to throw in some cash on the deal, mine does have more miles
S: MORE MILES!?!  WTF are you trying to pull here?  First off, this 02 is Black, an obviously superior color.  I think all cars that aren't black do a disservice to all cars.  Second, this is a 6 Speed, y'know, like a real car, with a shifter and a clutch?  BMW's are the ultimate driving machine, not Kayaks, they aren't supposed to have paddles.  Finally, this car in a coupe.  That is REAL metal over your head, shit gets crazy your hair won't be the only thing between your skull and the pavement.  The ONLY thing you have going for you is that yours is an 03, which is technically newer, but I don't even really like 2003 in general, my wife left me that year...that bitch.
Y: OK, so.....is there a way we can work out a trade?  I get all your points, sorry about your wife, you are probably better off.
S: WHAT!?!  I loved her, she was the greatest woman on earth!  You litle piece of shit......listen, here is what I'm going to do.  I'm going to write a number on this peice of paper, that number is what you are going to have to pay me, on top of taking your 03 on trade, OK?
Y: Geez, sorry.......OK, but I might counter
S: There will be no counter, I write a number and that is what it will be, you don't like it?  Take your car somewhere else....
Y:  OK, OK, write the number.
 
And then you pay that.

Yeah.. black and black. Will post the photos soon.

Due to the juvinile nature of the members ofthis board, am I to assume we are now un-invited?

Well... Hate to say it but it seems like this message board is about as juvenile as every other BMW board.  What a waste of time.

In for a set of lowering tires.

Show them both, call it the 'ee131'  Also, you should consider making the J in your name silent.

Not exactly sure but a good way to approach it is this:
 
You:  Hello, I'm interested in that 02 Coupe over there
Salesdouche:  Oh, that black one?
Y: Yes, the Black coupe
S: Hmm, well, that is one of the nicest cars here.
Y: Why is that, I mean, I like it, but there are a lot of nice cars here.
S: True, however that one is a 6speed Manual and a coupe.
Y: Right, I know.  Anyway, I'm looking to trade in my 03 here
S. The Silver one.....it looks like there is something wrong with the top of the car, what is the deal?
Y: There is nothing wrong, see the top works fine.
S: Oh, it's a convertible.....yeah, see this 02 is a coupe.
Y: Yeah, I know
S: Ok, so you see it's superiority
Y: Um, whatever.......so....
S:  Woah!  Yours is an SMG?!?
Y: Yeah, but it shifts fi.....
S: I'm sure it does, but you realize this 02 is a 6 speed?
Y: Yes, I know....Listen, I'm interested in the 02, but I'd like to trade my 03.
S: You want me to just 'trade' you this Black 02 6 Speed coupe for your Silver 03 SMG convertible?   Just like that, like it's no big thing?
Y: Well, I know I'd probably have to throw in some cash on the deal, mine does have more miles
S: MORE MILES!?!  WTF are you trying to pull here?  First off, this 02 is Black, an obviously superior color.  I think all cars that aren't black do a disservice to all cars.  Second, this is a 6 Speed, y'know, like a real car, with a shifter and a clutch?  BMW's are the ultimate driving machine, not Kayaks, they aren't supposed to have paddles.  Finally, this car in a coupe.  That is REAL metal over your head, shit gets crazy your hair won't be the only thing between your skull and the pavement.  The ONLY thing you have going for you is that yours is an 03, which is technically newer, but I don't even really like 2003 in general, my wife left me that year...that bitch.
Y: OK, so.....is there a way we can work out a trade?  I get all your points, sorry about your wife, you are probably better off.
S: WHAT!?!  I loved her, she was the greatest woman on earth!  You litle piece of shit......listen, here is what I'm going to do.  I'm going to write a number on this peice of paper, that number is what you are going to have to pay me, on top of taking your 03 on trade, OK?
Y: Geez, sorry.......OK, but I might counter
S: There will be no counter, I write a number and that is what it will be, you don't like it?  Take your car somewhere else....
Y:  OK, OK, write the number.
 
And then you pay that.

Are these your riding shoes?

Not exactly sure but a good way to approach it is this:
 
You:  Hello, I'm interested in that 02 Coupe over there
Salesdouche:  Oh, that black one?
Y: Yes, the Black coupe
S: Hmm, well, that is one of the nicest cars here.
Y: Why is that, I mean, I like it, but there are a lot of nice cars here.
S: True, however that one is a 6speed Manual and a coupe.
Y: Right, I know.  Anyway, I'm looking to trade in my 03 here
S. The Silver one.....it looks like there is something wrong with the top of the car, what is the deal?
Y: There is nothing wrong, see the top works fine.
S: Oh, it's a convertible.....yeah, see this 02 is a coupe.
Y: Yeah, I know
S: Ok, so you see it's superiority
Y: Um, whatever.......so....
S:  Woah!  Yours is an SMG?!?
Y: Yeah, but it shifts fi.....
S: I'm sure it does, but you realize this 02 is a 6 speed?
Y: Yes, I know....Listen, I'm interested in the 02, but I'd like to trade my 03.
S: You want me to just 'trade' you this Black 02 6 Speed coupe for your Silver 03 SMG convertible?   Just like that, like it's no big thing?
Y: Well, I know I'd probably have to throw in some cash on the deal, mine does have more miles
S: MORE MILES!?!  WTF are you trying to pull here?  First off, this 02 is Black, an obviously superior color.  I think all cars that aren't black do a disservice to all cars.  Second, this is a 6 Speed, y'know, like a real car, with a shifter and a clutch?  BMW's are the ultimate driving machine, not Kayaks, they aren't supposed to have paddles.  Finally, this car in a coupe.  That is REAL metal over your head, shit gets crazy your hair won't be the only thing between your skull and the pavement.  The ONLY thing you have going for you is that yours is an 03, which is technically newer, but I don't even really like 2003 in general, my wife left me that year...that bitch.
Y: OK, so.....is there a way we can work out a trade?  I get all your points, sorry about your wife, you are probably better off.
S: WHAT!?!  I loved her, she was the greatest woman on earth!  You litle piece of shit......listen, here is what I'm going to do.  I'm going to write a number on this peice of paper, that number is what you are going to have to pay me, on top of taking your 03 on trade, OK?
Y: Geez, sorry.......OK, but I might counter
S: There will be no counter, I write a number and that is what it will be, you don't like it?  Take your car somewhere else....
Y:  OK, OK, write the number.
 
And then you pay that.

Not exactly sure but a good way to approach it is this:
 
You:  Hello, I'm interested in that 02 Coupe over there
Salesdouche:  Oh, that black one?
Y: Yes, the Black coupe
S: Hmm, well, that is one of the nicest cars here.
Y: Why is that, I mean, I like it, but there are a lot of nice cars here.
S: True, however that one is a 6speed Manual and a coupe.
Y: Right, I know.  Anyway, I'm looking to trade in my 03 here
S. The Silver one.....it looks like there is something wrong with the top of the car, what is the deal?
Y: There is nothing wrong, see the top works fine.
S: Oh, it's a convertible.....yeah, see this 02 is a coupe.
Y: Yeah, I know
S: Ok, so you see it's superiority
Y: Um, whatever.......so....
S:  Woah!  Yours is an SMG?!?
Y: Yeah, but it shifts fi.....
S: I'm sure it does, but you realize this 02 is a 6 speed?
Y: Yes, I know....Listen, I'm interested in the 02, but I'd like to trade my 03.
S: You want me to just 'trade' you this Black 02 6 Speed coupe for your Silver 03 SMG convertible?   Just like that, like it's no big thing?
Y: Well, I know I'd probably have to throw in some cash on the deal, mine does have more miles
S: MORE MILES!?!  WTF are you trying to pull here?  First off, this 02 is Black, an obviously superior color.  I think all cars that aren't black do a disservice to all cars.  Second, this is a 6 Speed, y'know, like a real car, with a shifter and a clutch?  BMW's are the ultimate driving machine, not Kayaks, they aren't supposed to have paddles.  Finally, this car in a coupe.  That is REAL metal over your head, shit gets crazy your hair won't be the only thing between your skull and the pavement.  The ONLY thing you have going for you is that yours is an 03, which is technically newer, but I don't even really like 2003 in general, my wife left me that year...that bitch.
Y: OK, so.....is there a way we can work out a trade?  I get all your points, sorry about your wife, you are probably better off.
S: WHAT!?!  I loved her, she was the greatest woman on earth!  You litle piece of shit......listen, here is what I'm going to do.  I'm going to write a number on this peice of paper, that number is what you are going to have to pay me, on top of taking your 03 on trade, OK?
Y: Geez, sorry.......OK, but I might counter
S: There will be no counter, I write a number and that is what it will be, you don't like it?  Take your car somewhere else....
Y:  OK, OK, write the number.
 
And then you pay that.

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