Daggerty

I drove out to San Francisco but not back. I feel like the drive back would be so depressing. Going from nice terrain to corn fields.

Cuntinental

Cuntinental

Cuntinental

“TIRES”

Old turbo carnage

Do you mean along? Instead of alone? Or bobsled?

Same thing with the ti looks like a shittier version of the x6

I've had to rebuild 3 pumps in my life and it is very tedious. It isn't a common thing, usually get a new pump or reman but if there is none available and it's a "they need the truck thing" then the rebuild kit it is. 
First time I went in thinking I'll be able to pull this sucker apart and have it back together in a hour. Miserable fail, it took hours. 

Well well trying to hide the fact that you never show up in a bmw.
 
oh wait that's me too

Messaged him and waiting to here back. 
Thank you for your Craigslist addiction.

Messaged him and waiting to here back. 
Thank you for your Craigslist addiction.

Well well trying to hide the fact that you never show up in a bmw.
 
oh wait that's me too

Well well trying to hide the fact that you never show up in a bmw.
 
oh wait that's me too

Well well trying to hide the fact that you never show up in a bmw.
 
oh wait that's me too

Well well trying to hide the fact that you never show up in a bmw.
 
oh wait that's me too

He didn't show the process but basically the rig shows where the heavy spot is because that rests at the bottom then you grind off there and test again.
I know you like to do most everything yourself so I thought I'd throw it out there. Totally understandable for a real turbo.

I haven’t “driven” my car since October 2016

I know nothing about headlights, so I drive with my brights on all the time- but my headlights suck so I never get flashed
 

The biggest lie in bmw craigslist ads
“Needs a water pump/thermostat”

Translation: I dont give two craps about vehicle maintenance because it costs money n’ stuff. One day it started pissing coolant everywhere so I just keep topping it off and driving it. I gotta unload this piece of junk because the head gasket is probably bad and ive been driving on it with the needle pegged long enough that the head is probably cracked too. Im not about to spend any money fixing it and im not gonna take a loss by telling you the truth but by telling you the thermostat or water pump needs to be replaced I feel like im a good person.

Exactly

I'd pick a shop and check to see if that actually saves you money.  Some shops don't care that you prepped it and will want to do it themselves to guarantee it's done right.  I'd hate to see a lazy guy exert energy he didn't need to.

Some times the cheapest one isn't always the best, but sometimes it is. Just be prepared. Sometime the most expensive isn't the best.

Junk