[Gone but not forgotten]

Brian - You started this post on May 8th at 1:54 pm.  This is well within business hours.  I see our little chat didn't help.  Please submit an action plan on how you will improve your behaviors by Saturday at noon.  Include 5 short and long term goals that I will provide you with.  We will circle back and connect in my office via talkbot.

Pete

[Coronavirus]

1 hour ago, B C said:

Eat shit, Pete.

Brian - This is your boss, Pete.  In real life.  I'll see you in my office first thing tomorrow morning to have a zoom meeting with HR in which we'll both be a safe distance from you at home as to not break company policy 19C-0V16.  While you're chatting with these internet people you could be logging hours!  Also, we need to discuss your choice of internet mimes.  They seem inappropriate for a man in your position.

 

-Pete

Brian's Boss