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Twas the night before Christmas....


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To the top of the hill it went with a crawl

As dashboard lights glowed to illuminate all
So back to the workshop to try something new

"Lets weld the diff solid, imma call StewCrew"
And then in a twinkling he heard on the roof

Bits of the engine that suddenly went "POOF"

As he slowed to a halt and was turning around

Down the road Rampelsauce came with a bound

He was dressed in a forum t-shirt all covered in soot

And just gave a sticker to Dr. Leadfoot

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A bundle of parts he had in his trunk

To come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monk

The stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teeth

The vape smoke encircled his head like a wreath
He had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jelly

And a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly

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He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelf

As Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himself

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Soon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dread

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

And even showed Chris the right way to twerk

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And laying his finger aside of a hose

And giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"

The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistle

And away the M20 flew like a missle
But I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night 

"I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE"

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