B C Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 ...and all through the houseCYoung was hoping for a new pink blouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan... Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Nice knowing ya Snap, you died too young.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowleym Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 If someone buys a hammer and sends it to me, I will machine the ban hammer for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 .... his stock exhaust sung with notes of despairIn an eta without much power to spareThe valves were all seated inside of the headWith visions of Megasquirt to make tires shred StewCrew and GunMetalGrey 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 ...And Kaiser discovering his cars oil capHad no one to thank but good ol Snap KaiserRolls and StewCrew 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 When out on the street there arose such a clatterThe M50 guys checked to see whats the matter "Away with valve adjustments, I hate setting lash"Said the M20 guy who was short on cashThe clicks and the clacks of the valvetrain did showThat this M20 was designed to go slow GunMetalGrey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 When what to my wondering eyes should appearBut a Megasquirt kit and some 4.10 rear gearsWith extra coil drivers so lively and quickhe was sure wasted spark was gonna be sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 More rapid than a 24v, it wouldnt be the sameAs it fired up rough and shot out a flame"Now what's going on!?!?! this tune needs fixin!""I need a wideband to see how its mixin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 To the top of the hill it went with a crawlAs dashboard lights glowed to illuminate allSo back to the workshop to try something new"Lets weld the diff solid, imma call StewCrew"And then in a twinkling he heard on the roofBits of the engine that suddenly went "POOF"As he slowed to a halt and was turning aroundDown the road Rampelsauce came with a boundHe was dressed in a forum t-shirt all covered in sootAnd just gave a sticker to Dr. Leadfoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 A bundle of parts he had in his trunkTo come to Chris' rescue like some sort of monkThe stump of an e-cig he held tight in his teethThe vape smoke encircled his head like a wreathHe had wrenches, some tape, and petroleum jellyAnd a can of FlexSeal as shown on the telly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 24, 2013 Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 Lost it at the welded diff part StewCrew and YoungCR 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 He had a box of tissues up on the rear shelfAs Chris noted that Zach didnt seem like himselfA wink of his eye and a twist of his headSoon gave Chris to know he had nothing to dreadHe spoke not a word but went straight to his workAnd even showed Chris the right way to twerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B C Posted December 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2013 And laying his finger aside of a hoseAnd giving a nod "fire it up, I suppose"The car sprang to life, with a turbocharged whistleAnd away the M20 flew like a missleBut I heard Chris exclaim, as he drove into the night "I'll BAN ALL YOUR ASSES, GET OFF OF MY SITE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Hahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungCR Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 This is like a really awesome christmas present in itself hahaha! Curious how you knew I wanted a pink blouse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowleym Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Hahaha this is hilarious! Honestly man this was great. Sticky this or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassboy3313 Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 AH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Leave it to snap to come up with shit like this. ROFL!! Epic! Rowleym 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserRolls Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Fantastic read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkoepp Posted December 25, 2013 Report Share Posted December 25, 2013 Excellent and well done! Merry Christmas everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexw Posted December 26, 2013 Report Share Posted December 26, 2013 Ho Ho Ho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCrew Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 10/10 *slow claps* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dominic540 Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 This is too awesome... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehRaydarlover Posted December 27, 2013 Report Share Posted December 27, 2013 Lol well done sir! I want to quote this entire story in my sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdesign Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Awesome LOLLOOLOLOL. Thanks for re-sharing this @Snap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunMetalGrey Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Somehow I never saw this. I just about died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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